Funny Jokes Wallpapes, Sms, & Images

Gullu.. Meri badi Problem Hai..!

Sone Ke Bad Nind Nahi Aati,

Khana Khane Ke Bad Bhuk Nahi Lagti,

Raat Ku Dhup Me Baitho, Sab Thik Ho Jata

Hello Baburao..Kya Aapke
Tooth Paste Me NAMAK Hai?
Hoo..Mere Tooth Paste Me Namak
Ke Sath Sath Mirchi Haldi Bhi Hai
HALKAT KUTEYAAAA.........!

Meri Biwi Kal mar Gayi.! mai Rona
Chahta Tha Par Aansu Nikal Hi Nahi Rahe The
Phir Mere Dost Ne Kaha Imaging..
She's Come Back Kya Roya Mai..!

Pataka Se Yaad Aaya, Dubey Ji Bhabhi Kaisi hai,
Bhabhi Se Yaad Aaya Sir Aap Shadi Kab Kar Rahe Hai
Ab To Ye Bhi Mazak Uda Rahe Hai..!

Dard Shayari SMS, & Wallpapers

Bin Baat Ke Hi Ruthne Ki Aadat Hai,

Kisi Apne Ka Sath Pane Ki Chahat Hai,

Aap Khush Rahe, Mera Kya Hai..

Mai To Aaina Hu, Mujhe Tootne Ki Aadat Hai.!

Anjane Me Hum Apna Dil Gawa Baithe,
Is Pyar Me Kaise Dhoka Kar Baithe,
Unse Kya Gila Kare… Bhool Humari Thi,
Jo Bina Dilwalon Se Dil Laga Baithe.

Sar Jhukane Ki Aadat Nahi Hai.
Aansu Bahane Ki Aadat Nahi Hai.
Hum Kho Gaye To Pachtaoge Bahut.
Kyu ki Hume Laut Ke Aane Ki Aadat Nahi Hai.

Tammana Jab Kisi Ki Nakam Hoti Hai
Zindagi Us ki Ek Udas Sham Hoti Hai
Dil Ke Sath Doulat Na Ho Jiske Paas,
Mohabbat Us Garib Ki Nilam Hoti Hai.

Raksha Bandhan Shayari, SMS & Images

Chandan Ki Lakri Phulo Ka Haar.
August Ka Mahina Savan Ki Phuhar
Bhaiya Ki Kalayi Bahen Ka Pyar
Mubark Ho Aap Ko Rachabandan Ka Tyohar.

Wo Chham Chham Karke Aayi,
Chham Chham Karke Chali Gayi,
Mai Mangal Sutra Leke Khada Raha
Wo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gayi.

Apki Charcha Hai Har Gali Me,

Har Ladki Ke Dil Me Apke Liye Pyar Hai,
Ye Koi Chamatkar Nahi Time Hi Aisa Hai,
Kyu ki Kal RAKHI Ka Tyohar Hai.

Aaj Ka Din Bahut Hi Khaas Hai,
Behna Ke Liye Kuch Mere Paas Hai,
Tere Sukun Ki Khaatir O Behna..
Tera Bhaiya Humesha Tere Sath Hai.

Happy Independence Day Shayari In Hindi

Ye Nafrat Buri Hai, Na Paalo Isse
Dilo Me Khalish Hai ,Nikalo Isse
Na Tera ,Na Mera ,Na Iska , Na Uska
Ye Sab Ka Watan Hai,Bacha Lo Isse

Mai Muslim Hu, Tu Hindu Hai, Hai Dono Insaan,
La Mai Teri Geeta Parh Lu, Tu Parh Le Quraan,
Apne To Dil Me Hai Dost Bas Ek Hi Armaan,
Ek Thali Me Khana Khaye Saara Hindustan.

Ye Baat Hawao Ko Bataye Rakhna,
Roshni Hogi Chirago Ko Jalaye Rakhna,
Lahu Dekar Jiski Hifazat Humne Ki…AISE
TIRANGE Ko Sada Dil Me Basaye Rakhna

Kisi Gajare Ki Khushbu Ko Mehakta Chhod Aaya Hu,
Meri Nanhi Si Chidiya Ko Chahakta Chhod Aaya Hu,
Mujhe Chhati Se Apni Tu Laga Lena Aye Bharat Maa,
Main Apni Maa Ki Baahon Ko Tarasta Chhod Aaya Hu.

Heart Touching Bewafa Shayari in Hindi

Tumhari Har Ek Baat Bewafai Ki Kahani Hai,
Lekin Teri Har Ek Sans Meri Zindagi Ki Nisani Hai
Tum Aaj Tak Samajh Nahi Paye Mere Is Pyar Ko,
Mere Aansu Bhi Tumhare Liye Sirf Pani Hai..!!

Khusi Ki Raah Me Gam Mile To Kya Kare,
Wafa Ki Raah Me Bewafa Mile To Kya Kare,
Kaise Bachaye Zindgi Ko Dagawajo Se,
Koi Dil Laga Ke De Jaye Dhoka To Kya Kare.

Muddat Huye Wo Rulane Nahi Aaye,
Jalti Huyi Aankho Ko Bujhane Nahi Aaye.
Kahte The Sath Jiyenge Sath Marenge,
Hum Ruthe Jo Ek Roz Wo Aaj Tak Manane Nahi Aaye

Toote Hue Pyale Me Jaam Nahi Aata,

Ishq Me Marijo Ko Aaram Nahi Aata,

Ai Bewafa Dil Todne Se Pahle Ye Soch Liya Hota

Ki Toota Hua Dil Kisi Ke Kaam Nahi Aata.

Sad Love Shayari, Wallpapers & pics

Sukun Milta Hai Jab Unse Baat Hoti Hai

Hazar Raaton Me Wo Ek Raat Hoti Hai

Nigah Uthakar Jab Dekhte Hai Wo Meri Taraf

Mere Liye Wohi Pal Poori Kaaynat Hoti Hai

Mat Dekh Koi Shakhs Gunehgar Kitna Hai,
Ye Dekh Tere Sath Wafadar Kitna Hai,
Ye Mat Soch Use Kuch Logon Se Nafrat Hai,
Ye Dekh Use Tujhse “Pyar” Kitna Hai.

Bhoolna Tumhe Na Asaan Hoga,

Jo Bhule Tumhe Wo Nadaan Hoga.

Aap To Baste Ho Rooh Me Humari,

Aap Hume Na Bhule Ye Apka Ehsan Hoga,

Bhool Jaye Tumko Koi Irada Nahi Hai,

Tere Siwa Kisi Aur Se Wada Nahi Hai,

Nikaal Dete Dil Se Shayad Tumko Magar,

Is Nadaan Dil Me Darwaza Nahi Hai.

Dosti Shayari SMS, Quotes, & Pics

Pyaar Aur Dosti Me Itna Fark Paya Hai.
Pyaar Ne Sahara Diya Aur Dost Ne Nibhaaya Hai.
Kis Rishte Ko Gehara Kahu?
Ek ne zindagi di aur dusre ne jeena sikhaya hai.

Kasoor Na Unka Hai Na Humara,
Hum Dono Bas Rishto Ki Rasme Hi Nibhate Rahe,
Dosti Ka Ehsaas Wo Jatate Rahe,
Aur Hum Is Mohabbat Ko Bas Dil Me Hi Chipate Rahe.

Bade Ajeeb Hai Ye Zindagi Ke Raste,
Anjane Mod Par Kuch Log Dost Ban Jate Hai,
Milne Ki Khushi De Ya Na De
Bichhadne Ka Gam Zarur De Jate Hai

Milo Ke Faslo Me Bhi Duri Na Ho,
Baat Na Ho, Aisi Majburi Na Ho,
Meri Tamnna Hai Hum Dost Rahe Uamar Bhar,
Aap Bhi Dua Karna Ki Ye Dua Meri Adhuri Na Ho.

Barish Shayari SMS in Hindi

Ab Ke Sawan Me Paani Barsa Bahut,

Paani Ki Har Bund Me Wo Aaye Yaad Bahut.

Is Suhane Mausam Me Sath Nahi Tha Koi,

Baadlo Ke Sath In Aankho Se Paani Baha Bahut.

Aaj Fir Teri Yaad Aayi Barish Ko Dekh Kar
Dil Pe Jor Na Raha Apni Bebasi Ko Dekh Kar
Roye Is Qadar Teri Yaar Me…!
Ke Barish Bhi Thum Gai Meri Ashqo Ki Barish Dekh Kar

Mosam Hai Barish Ka Aur Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai,
Barish Ke Har Katre Se Awaz Tumhari Aati Hai.
Badal Jab Garajta Hai, Dil Ki Dharkan Bharhta Hai,
Aur. Dil Ki Har Ek Dharkan Se Awaz Tumhari Aati Hai,

Bhigi Mausam Ki Bhigi Suruat,
Bhigi Si Yaad Bhuli Huyi Baat
Wo Bhigi Si Aankhe Wo Bhiga Hua Sath,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Aaj Ki Khubsurat Barsat.