Saturday, 18 June 2016

New Funny Jokes Shayari, Quotes

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Sehar Ki Ladki Ki Shadi Gaon Me Ho gayi..
Ladki Ki Saas: Beta Bhainsh Ko Ghans Dal Aa
Ladki Jati Hai Or Bhainsh Ke Munh Me,  Jhag Dekh Kar Wapas Aa Jati Hai,
Saas: Kya Hua Bahu..
Ladki: Maa Ji Bhains Abhi Kolget Kar rahi Hai.!








Boy 1: Yaar Shadi Me Jana Hai Kaisa Kot Pehan Kar jau,
Ki Sab Mujhe Hi Dekhe...
Boy 2: Peti'Kot Pahen Ke Chala Ja..! Pakka Sab Tujhe Hi Dekhege






Biwi Market Se Lauti.
Pati: Mera Andaja Ye Keh Raha Hai Ki Is Paiket Me Koi Khane Ki Chiz Hai,
Patni; Are Wah Mere Pati Parmesvar Apne Bilkul Sahi Andaja Lagaya Hai,
Isme Mere Naye Saindal Hai..!!









Modi Ji America Se Bharat wapis Aa gaye,
Par.. Obama Abhi Bhi Is Soch Me Dooba Hai..
Ki Jo Insan Sirf Pani Pee Ke Itna Bolta Hai...
Wo Daaru Peeke Kitna Bolega..!!
 

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